alicelostinneverland:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

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affectedrainbow:

riders-of-brohan:

“I’ve lost weight” I announced.

Everyone congratulated me.

But Weight was the name of my son.

oh god

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royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

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lnternetporn:

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

lnternetporn:

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

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butterpopsicle:

ALASKAN BULL WORM

butterpopsicle:

ALASKAN BULL WORM

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starllex:

shanami:

starllex:

I’m hungry.

Hello hungry.

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